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Wyatt  Thaler's avatar

The heliocentric heretics Copernicus and Galileo also complained about buttery beer.

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Wyatt  Thaler's avatar

Also the One Barrel’s cloyingly sweet syrupyness somehow works, especially if you’re drinking it in Belize.

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Matt Dunn's avatar

Hahaha. They were probably wine drinkers, alas. Galileo liked to party.

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Ryan Mills-Knapp's avatar

100% wine drinkers. They were more interested in the demonstrable expression of time

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Matt Dunn's avatar

THATS A VERY PEIRCEAN THING TO SAY

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