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Johnny Peppers's avatar

You need some nice portraits, artistically and tastefully illustrated of these individuals. The kind, you frame and create a dish on a menu for. Like, the Boat Ramp Bill, Chuck burger, it’s tough and makes no sense, just like Bill would have wanted it. Or possibly, Timmy Tantrum 5 Alarm Chili, Don’t stop eating till you here the whistle! Toot! Toot! Yes I think that would be a good idea. I would advise you to do that.

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Matt Dunn's avatar

Hahahaha yes the Boat Ramp Bill Burger

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Ty Goodwin's avatar

You handled it better than I would have. On another note, glad to have found you here. I was always a fan of the old FishBeer blog and your writing in general.

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Matt Dunn's avatar

Thank you for acknowledging my restraint, Ty. And on another note, welcome back!

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Michael Agneta's avatar

"There was just enough gap between each and every one of his teeth to call attention to his mouth."

I've always looked for a way to describe this phenomenon. Thank you... and happy nothing escalated, although he would have deserved whatever he got from you two.

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Matt Dunn's avatar

Thank you for your support, Michael. I agree that he would have deserved whatever, including braces and/or another less precise type of dental work, like a knuckle sandwich. Chew on that, Timmy!

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